Punk the color commentator
By Scott Keith on 28 November 2022
Any idea why the devil Tony Khan hasn't brought Punk back to do full-time commentary while he heals from his injury? Would be a great way to try and salvage the ratings, especially since everyone will be eagerly hanging on Punk's every word since the scrum established his rightful contempt for the Lynch Mob Crew (also known as the Elite).
Put him on commentary, give him free reign, and just let him go to town and if the Elite have problems, if Jericho has problems, Tony can tell them to go fuck themselves since fans want Punk back and not the Elite.
Hell, have him show up to do commentary for Dax/Bryan and use it to end the farce of the “Best of Seven” crap by having the Bucks/Omega rage quit walk out when he makes his triumphant return and boots their boot licker Excalibur from his spot at the announcing table.
Jesse
Man I'm so sick of the Elite and Death Triangle having great matches on TV every week. You're really the voice of the voiceless here, just like Punk himself!