So the Bucks won't work with FTR unless Tony Khan put a loaded gun to their head but will force humanity to endure seven trios matches with Deaths Triangle purely because the Bucks and Omega are pissy that their vanity belts got taken from them when they tried to lynch Punk in his own locker room after their gaslighting campaign failed to get him ousted?
Ten gets you twenty this is Kenny and the Bucks moving to kneecap break MJF and his title reign since I'm pretty sure Kenny won't allow MJF any real time on TV as far as doing to him what was done to FTR burial wise keeping him off tv or limited to just brief interview segments and no real feuds. Meanwhile Olivia and the Hardly Boys will probably burn 3-4 segments of TV time per match to their public masturbation fest, which WILL last the full seven matches because fuck you that's why.
And when ratings hit new lows and Discovery starts letting Tony know that they are pissed and their renewal is now in jeopardy, Omega will go crying to Meltzer and Alvarez to get them to blood libel MJF claiming MJF's a dick backstage, difficult to work with, and as they did with Punk, scapegoat him for being a locker room cancer and the cause of the ratings being a disaster and that no one wants him as champion and oh golly, everything went to hell when old Tony Khan started listening to fans who wanted Punk, Danielson, FTR, and MJF and took the belt off of our pal Adam Page! Leading to MJF being buried in the ring by Page, who then promptly does a finger poke of doom style loss of the world title to Omega (because if you are going to speed run WCW's fall, you can't just skip to driving away the Radicals; you HAVE to do the Fingerpoke of Doom for 100% completion).
And when this leads to AEW getting kicked off TBS/TNT and reduced to a streaming only venue that gets lousy as hell numbers before shutting down and going out of business, Omega and the Bucks will go “Why did AEW fail? Was it our desire to destroy anyone who was more popular than us? No! It was Cornette! Cornette's to blame because he wouldn't give us complete and total control over Ring of Honor in the early 2010s, even though were talentless then just as we were now!”.
Did anyone else who got through that whole thing read it to themselves in Tucker Carlson’s voice or was it just me?