CM Punk's latest tweet….
“One day I road my schwin bike to some dirt hills I used to jump and ride when I was a kid. When I got there, there were two kids on their bmx bikes. They told me to leave. I didn’t. We scrapped. Black eyes. Bloody lips. Next day and the whole summer we rode bikes TOGETHER. CMFTR”
If his UFC fights are any indication of his fighting prowess…the two kids beat him up for 15 straight minutes?
BY GOD STOP THE MATCH, THAT MAN HAS A FAMILY! HE'S HAD ENOUGH!