Dear Dave MEHzler,
By Scott Keith on 29 April 2022
How dare you insist Stardom has the best womens division? Clearly, you haven't paid attention to the real greatest female division, which is right here in the WWE. Where else are you going to get blondes with more plastic than a Pepsi bottling
factory living off their fathers legacy boring the crowd to death? Or women in snuggies trapping people in nets and spraying them with silly string? Or even women teaming up and breaking up in less time than it takes to grow spinach? You can't find any of
that in your precious Stardom so there, NYAAAHHH!
factory living off their fathers legacy boring the crowd to death? Or women in snuggies trapping people in nets and spraying them with silly string? Or even women teaming up and breaking up in less time than it takes to grow spinach? You can't find any of
that in your precious Stardom so there, NYAAAHHH!
Sincerely,
Seth Freakin' Rollins, attorney at law (look at my suit)
P.S.- My wife also isn't half bad.
I certainly wasn’t expecting a real email from WWE Superstar Seth Rollins this morning!