MORE BREAKING NEWZ: IMPACT PIZZA REVEALED

Holy cow, you guys! I knew TN…uh…Global…uh…whatever they’re called now wouldn’t let WWE have all the attention in the news today. From the Observer…

• Impact held their press conference at the Crust & Crate in Ottawa, Ontario, Canada today to reveal the Impact-themed pizza and beverage that will be available at the restaurant from November 4-10. Two types of pizza will be available, with customers choosing between the “Sriracha Scissor Kick” (spicy jerk chicken, roasted corn, black beans, salsa, red onion, jalapenos, and sriracha drizzle) and the “Pulled Pork Piledriver” (pulled pork, pickled onions, red chillies, jalapenos, bacon, and BBQ drizzle). The Impact cocktail has gin, rum, blue curacao, 7-Up, and splashes of lime and lemon.

BOOM. WWE just got served like pizza. GAME CHANGED.