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Orton v Wyatt

By Scott Keith on 4 April 2017

A handful of quick questions:


a) What the fuck was that??

b) Who the fuck thought that was a good idea??

c) If they were doing something like that, wouldn’t it have been better to make it look like the ring canvas was writhing with demonic hands underneath or something a bit more fitting, rather than a few blown up nature documentary scenes, one of which finished its run and looped back before they switched it off?

d) Seriously. Who the hell has Wyatt pissed off? Why are they so scared to every give him a strong push – especially given that he’s the perfect guy to fill Taker’s "mystical scary dude" vacancy?

​1) Someone’s tribute to "Un Chien Andalou" is the best thing I can come up with.

2) Whoever green-lighted the budget for a projector above the ring.

3) Yeah, but the stock nature footage was much cheaper to license.

4) I think, oddly enough, in their minds this WAS his big push. That’s the real scary thing that happened.

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