Wrestlemania Sun Main Eventers

Scott,


Since Vince has fully become Mr. Burns I was thinking of the classic Simpsons episode Homer at the Bat where Burns brings in MLB ringers to replace his employees in the softball


Naturally in Vince’s warped mind the part timers (even those who can’t wrestle) are more important and treated as real stars compared ot the other losers (ie full timers)


It got me thinking of which part timers would be equal to the ringers and their fates

Rock- Arrested for every unsolved murder in Miami (Steve Sax)
Sting- Lost in Orlando Mystery Spot (Ozzie Smith)
Steve Austin- Hypnotized to think he’s a chicken (Roger Clemens)
Big Show- Knocked out in one punch (Wade Boggs)
Goldberg- Hospitalized for injuries (Mike Scocsia)
Brock Lesnar- Fired by Vince for sideburns, doesn’t give a shit (Don Mattingly)

Mick Foley- Gigantism from Brain Tonic (Ken Griffey)
Shawn Michaels – Cuckolded by woman who’s house is on fire (Jose Canseco)

Roman Reigns- Honorary Part Timer who sheds a tear a jeering (Darryl Strawberry)


Couldn’t you see Vince saying before Wrestlemania to the fulltimers "All right, you ragtag bunch of misfits! You hate me, and I hate you even more. But without my beloved ringers, you’re all I’ve got. So I want you to remember some inspiring words that someone else might have told you over the course of your lives, and go out there and win!"

​I feel like maybe Kurt Angle should be slotted in as Strawberry, shedding the tear when people still tell him he sucks. Otherwise, this idea is so awesome they should do an animated remake on the Network. ​