The Passion of Roman Reigns

This isn’t a theory. It’s a warning. Wrestlemania 32 is actually the second coming of Jesus. In addition to bearing a strong resemblance to Jesus, and carrying a Biblical-name, Roman Reigns is set to embark on a journey akin to the Passion. With stops in Chicago, Philly, and Brooklyn, Roman will no doubt be rejected by his people three times, similar to Peter rejecting Jesus. Then, at the crucifixion site of Dallas, God will make the hot tag in from his match from Backlash and destroy all those who doubted his second coming.

That’s one seriously delayed hot tag. It’s been 10 years now!

Also this was one of the emails I DIDN’T delete. Think about THAT.