E-Mail from Daniel Bryan’s Mother

By Scott Keith on 13 November 2014

Hello Scott, I'm Daniel Bryan's Mother.

I'm deathly afraid for my son because he worked so hard to reach this point in his career and, now, after only a year or so of making main event money, he's down with a career-threatening neck injury. I'm worried that he hasn't been able to save enough money to make his years in WWE count and, God help me, he ends up like Dynamite Kid.

Please console me and let me know that everything will be ok for my boy.

Wow, what an honor. Well, since the Network has apparently imploded tonight, I have time to answer. First up, wouldn't you call him Bryan and not Daniel? But I'm getting sidetracked here. Clearly this is a legitimate and serious e-mail. However, given that I'm not his doctor, I can't give you a legitimate and serious answer.

Also, aren't you dead? Just curious.

If not, you might want to keep his bedroom maintained, because I don't see him coming back any time soon. And Brie Bella doesn't come cheap.