This has nothing to do with the WWE
Before the show we see the local authorities talking with GM Bayless. They alert him that they have a manhunt going on for Hoss and dropped off an “Ice Cream Deprivation Chamber.” This device gives off scents of chocolate, caramel, and peanut butter to lure the subject inside. Once inside, the device locks and the subject is inside the padded interior with nothing but unflavored and low-fat plain frozen yogurt, kaleidoscopes of fresh veggies and fruit, and Yanni on non-stop repeat. The authorities place the machine in the corner of the stage.
The GM walks to the ring. The administration is right behind him. The GM wastes no time as he grabs the mic:
” With BoD Survivor Series just two weeks away, I have made a few matches. First, we will have a traditional 5 vs 5 BoD Survivor Series match and it will be a first ever Champions vs. Challengers match. The BoD Tag Team Champions, Writer’s Champion, Solid B+ Player Champion, and C-List Champion will face off against the #1 contenders. As of now, the only confirmed challenger is Kaptain Kiwi. The rest of the challengers and champions will be determined tonight.
But more importantly, the main event of Survivor Series is another 5 vs. 5 traditional BoD Survivor Series match as Our Champion, Jobber123, will captain a team that will contain his Job Mob to take on the Fuj and Adam Curry & Kyle Warne & Cabspaintedyellow. Each captain will have to pick their final partner for this match.
And finally, a $25,000 bounty has been placed on Archie Stackhouse. And I dont care who gets it as I will give it to you in cash on the spot. Tonight, my administration will get the first crack as Bill Ray & Average Joe Everyman against this so-called Riverdale Covenant.”
The GM and his Administration leave and head to the back as the road to BoD Survivor Series has been paved.
BoD C List Championship Match
Night81 vs. DBSM (Champion)
DBSM comes to the ring with his posse consisting of Harvey Grant, the guy who played Waldo from “Family Matters,” and most importantly, Mark Linn-Baker. Winner of this match will be on the Champion side of the 5 vs. 5 match. DBSM and Night81 lock up and end up in the ropes. The ref steps in between them but Night cheapshots DBSM and takes control. DBSM reverses an Irish Whip and catches Night with a back elbow smash. DBSM gets two with a backbreaker then stretches out Night. The camera shows Mark Linn-Baker and the guy who played Waldo on “Family Matters” in the fourteenth row as they wave to the camera while eating a corn dog. DBSM heads up top but Night knocks him down. Night climbs up and they brawl for a bit. Night gets shoved off but gets back up and cuts DBSM off again before hitting a superplex. He covers but that only gets two. Night starts kicking the back of DBSM, who never has to pay extra for avocado on his Subway sandwich as a perk of that C-List title. Night tries to put away DBSM with a spinebuster but that fails. Harvey Grant sees the crowd cheering and he……………..PUTS ON HIS GOGGLES!!!!!!!!! DBSM feels the power of the goggles as he breaks free of the chinlock by picking up Night and ramming him into the corner. DBSM slugs away as Night is in trouble. DBSM whips Night against the ropes and flattens him with a clothesline then picks him up and slams him down as he sets up for the Banzai Drop and he connects! 1……………2……………………………….3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DBSM RETAINS THE C-LIST TITLE!!!!!!!!!!!! And he is joined in the ring by his friends. And look as they are all celebrating: