- 20 Man Pre Show Battle Royal to determine the #1 Contender for the BoD C-List Championship. The winner will get a title shot as soon as the belt arrives in the mail
- Mar Solo vs. Jesse Baker in a Last Man Standing Match
- Stranger in the Alps vs. Tommy Hall for the BoD Writer’s Championship
- Upper Midcard Express vs. Jef Vinson and a mystery partner for the BoD Tag Titles
- And our main event, Parallax & Jobber vs. Cultstatus & The Fuj
A package as arrived to the Luxurious Top 5 Lounge. It is for Abeyance and the delivery person instructs him to sign for the package. He pulls it out and it is a new keyboard. Abeyance wore out his last one, purchased three weeks ago, due to an overload of posts on the BoD. The instructions read to not take out the protective peeling until it is plugged into the computer. A servant plugs it in and pulls of the peeling, as Abeyance is able to use the computer. He clicks on the BoD and begins to type but his hands are now stuck on the keyboard!!!!! The producer of “Welcome to the BoD” walks over and says it is time to go to air as Abeyance is attempting to pry the keyboard off of his fingers. He tries smashing it against the wall but it won’t break as it is showtime.
The camera cuts to the set of the talk show as Hoss is there by himself laughing hysterically. Hoss grabs the mic:
” HA HA HA HA HA. ABEYANCE YOU NERD I PUT SUPER GLUE ALL OVER THAT KEYBOARD. HA HA HA HA HA HA NOW YOU HAVE A KEYBOARD STUCK TO YOUR HANDS!!!!!!!! AND YOUR FRIEND IN THE WHEELCHAIR WITH BROKEN ARMS CANNOT PULL THEM OFF!!!!!!!! AND WHEN YOU SIGNED FOR THE PACKAGE, YOU REALLY SIGNED A CONTRACT TO FACE ME AT BoD BATTLEGROUND IN A MATCH WHERE YOU HAVE YOUR HANDS TIED BEHIND YOUR BACK. AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST, I STOLE YOUR TICKET TO THE BoD ICE CREAM SOCIAL AND THAT MEANS THERE IS ONE LESS PERSON I HAVE TO SHAKE DOWN IN LINE!!!!!!! HA HA HA HA HA”
GM Bayless is backstage and tells his Assisant GM and Director of Operation and Paper Goods, Justice Gray, that at BoD Battleground, CoolTrainerBret will face Archie Stackhouse in a Boiler Room Brawl as we cannot have these to fight near the general public.
White Thunder vs. Beard Money
OH MY. WHITE THUNDER DONE GUNNA MESS WITH A COUNTRY BOY!!!!!! Match starts with Thunder doing the drunken Flair strut but PrimeTime Ten and Paul Meekin run into the ring and attack Beard Money as this was a set up!!!!!! Its a 3 on 1 attack until Adam Curry & Kyle Warne run in for the save. As the good guys clear the ring, GM Bayless comes out and orders a six-man tag for BoD Battleground.
BoD Heavyweight Championship Match
Cultstatus (Champion) vs. GM Bayless
The GM comes out solo, which is odd. Cult wins the lockup and works a hammerlock until Bayless reaches the ropes. Cult works a headlock then hits Bayless with a lariat, who rolls outside for a breather. Bayless comes back in and locks up but is able to go behind Cult and back him into the corner. Bayless lands a cheapshot then stomps away on Cult. Bayless uses the Five moves of Garea (jumping side headlock takeover, hiptoss, backdrop, cross body, and a dropkick) with three more jumping side headlock takeovers. That would put out an above average man but not our beloved champ. Bayless goes up top but misses an elbow drop. Cult takes control and chops the shit out of our GM. Cult presses Bayless above his head and drops him down. Average Joe Everyman and Bill Ray come out to distract Cult but end up getting booted off of the apron. Bayless comes back and hits Cult from behind then an Irish whip is reversed as Cult goes into the referee and knocks him down. Garth Holmberg runs out with Molly the Mop and puts it in the champs face. Gosh Hopkins runs out and hands the GM the Haldol Needle but from the crowd comes out Steve Ferrari and Magoonie. They destroy Hopkins and the rest of the Administration. Magoonie turns his attention to the GM and flips him off before hitting the dreaded Magooniplex!!!! The MCM roll Bayless into the ring and Cult hits the jackknife for the win. Now, the GM will face Magoonie at BoD Battleground. But wait, Parallax and Jobber come out and assault the champ. They drag him outside but the MCM help out the champ untill they are outnumbered by the Administration. The crowd goes apeshit as the Fuj comes out and cleans house as the BoD arena has turned into a Warzone. TUNE INTO BoD BATTLEGROUND THIS SUNDAY AT 6:05 PM EST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BoD Battleground Card
Cultstatus & The Fuj vs. Parallax & Jobber
Hart Killer 09 vs. Joe Dust for the BoD Solid B+ Player Championship
Upper Midcard Express vs. Jef Vinson & ??????? for the BoD Tag Team Titles
Tommy Hall vs. Stranger in the Alps for the BoD Writer’s Championship
Magoonie vs. GM Bayless
Archie Stackhouse vs. CoolTrainer Bret in a Boiler Room Brawl
Abeyance vs. Todd “Hoss” Lorenz with Abeyance having his hands tied behind his back
Jesse Baker vs. Mar Solo in a Last Man Standing Match
PrimeTime Ten & Paul Meekin & White Thunder vs. Beard Money & Adam Curry & Kyle Warne
20 Man Battle Royal for a shot at the BoD C-List Title (Can be redeemed when the title actually arrives to the champion in the mail)