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Five Titles You Didn’t Know Existed

15th May 2015 by Scott Keith
https://youtu.be/mEEAkoTPqNo
I actually DID know about all of these, but this was still an interesting Top 5 list.  Probably could even expand it to 10 with stuff like the Western States Heritage title and oddball WCW ones like that.  
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Sporting News: Five Potential Opponents for Brock Lesnar

27th March 2015 by Scott Keith
http://www.sportingnews.com/list/4639868-wwe-five-potential-opponents-for-brock-lesnar-after-wrestlemania
I'm trying the new-fangled slide list format on the Sporting News for fun.  Probably screwed it up, we'll see.
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Five moves of doom

22nd August 2014 by Scott Keith
Scott,

Are you the originator of the term "Five moves of doom" or is it something that floated around the prehistoric Internet and you popularized it?

At this point Cena is saying it on TV. What other Keith-isms have crossed over into the common wrestling lexicon?

​I just popularized it.  Pretty sure it came from CRZ.  However, I am fully willing to take credit for anything people want to credit with me creating.  ​
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WWE.com Article On John Cena’s Five Moves Of Doom

16th August 2013 by Scott Keith

http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/2013-08-12/john-cena-five-moves-of-doom-26140514

It’s nice to see them have some fun with stuff like this.  More importantly though: can we get Scott some royalties already?

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Five Moves of Doom

16th August 2013 by Scott Keith
Add this to the unpaid royalties.

http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/2013-08-12/john-cena-five-moves-of-doom-26140514
C'mon, now they've gotta be trolling me.  
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WWE in roughly five minutes

5th July 2012 by Scott Keith


RAW and Smackdown chewed up, regurgitated, and made palatable in roughly 10 minutes per week.

Not my creation, but I love it as though it were:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_iycHzEC7Y
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFT3JBMMGVI 
 

 Man, I WISH that both shows were that long.  Even an hour each would be awesome.  I'm digging the new NXT for exactly that reason — it's like the old WCW shows with a slightly more modern presentation.  Promo, match, promo, match, main event.  Done.  
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Dead In Five Years!

31st May 2012 by Scott Keith

http://www.f4wonline.com/more/more-top-stories/118-daily-updates/25866-raw-rating

The perfect time to go to three hours.  Obviously it'll have to be John Cena in every segment, plus commercials for his movies, and video packages about him supporting the troops and healing sick children with his magic spinner belt.  
Seriously though, it's getting scary how pushing only one person as meaning anything results in no one caring about the show when he's not on it.  I know the gut reaction from WWE is going to be to re-push all the big names harder than ever, but they really need to do like 97 and go the opposite by pushing the Zigglers and new FCW geeks to hopefully create new stars without baggage and multiple drug violations.  
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