Evening Daily News Update: September 1, 2026

Good evening doomers, and welcome to your Evening Daily News Update for Tuesday, September 1st, 2026. WAKE ME UP WHEN SEPTEMBER ENDS. OK, got that out of the way… Tonight we have the fallout from NXT Heatwave, some MLB action, and plenty of gooning over cake (THANKS PHRED). Don’t forget to take a look at Kat’s Raw Review, featuring Netflix censorship!

Did you see the news about Eric Bischoff comparing Omega vs Ospreay to a Nasty Boys match? Why are we taking the bait? Worker has a podcast to shill. If we ignored his weird comparisons, it would be for the better, wouldn’t it? It’s like when people go “who cares about Russo?” but flood a news comment section about it…

WWE NXT Preview:
Tonight… WAIT, GRAYSON WALLER WON THE TITLE?! Well I’ll be a son of an unnamed goat… Grayson is here! Kelani is here! The baby is here! No Low-Key Legend Nattie, but her running buddy Nikkita Lyons is also HERE!~

YouTube Spotlight: The Undertaker Loves Coming… out of Caskets!
Watch this compilation of moments when The Undertaker returned and surprised his rivals in a casket.

Feels like people are getting along much better lately. Can we keep up the streak?

Goon on. Rise above it. I don’t know what the hell I’m doing right now. GH