Evening Daily News Update

From the pages of the BOD Magazine, here’s UPDATE…

Good Evening, Doomers. Wednesday Night means AEW Dynamite. Not an attractive lineup tonight… MJF’s edgelord bull-snot brings him one-on-one with Mark Briscoe as our top match. There’s a 4-Way Qualifier for Forbidden Door, featuring Queen Aminata, Blue Sky, Alex Windsor, and Billie Saintz vying for the spot. The Young Bucks continue their winning streak while humbling their characters when they meet Bandido and Brody King in the Tag Team Title ELIMINATOR Semifinals, and Mercedes Mone is due for an appearance. You could always check out WWE Evolve, but I’ve lost track of all the streaming services that I need to download or subscribe to digest all of their content.

Shuffled in with the news and reposts of old rants, we’ve got Niz’s coverage of last night’s episode of NXT, Phrederic calms down his Gunther hatred to cover Marigold’s Dream Star Grand Prix, Jabroniville has more DREAM MATCHES (including Beautiful Bobby vs Ric Flair and some RnR Express vs Phil Hickerson/Spoiler matches), the April 11th, 1994 episode of Raw is featured in What the World Was Watching, and (Almost) 5 Star Matches spotlights Akira Hokuto vs Shinobu Kandori from AJW St. Battle Final 1993.

Bret Hart Doesn’t Like When It Hurts
Everyone’s favorite Canadian hero and banger of hash-slinging Denny’s waitresses is recently quoted for not like guys who lay in stuff like chops when the point is not to hurt the other guy.

Hurt Syndicate Hurts Feelings
There is said to be frustration within the AEW locker room that the faction beats everyone up, high fives the fans, and does cool moves when they are supposed to be heels. … LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

YouTube Spotlight: Story of the Undertaker (1995-97): Rise of the Phenom
Watch Chapter 4 of The Undertaker’s full career, featuring rivalries against the likes of Diesel and Mankind, plus the arrival of Kane. (I was originally going to link an AEW Timeline compilation on the Patriarchy, only because of the joke that it’s 10 HOURS LONG)

With all that said, you know the game; enjoy yourselves, keep it clean and come out dooming! – GH