Evening Daily News Update

From the pages of the BOD Magazine, here’s UPDATE…

Good evening, Doomers! It’s Thursday, which means we get to shine the spotlight on tonight’s episode of TNA Impact. We’ve got a pretty full lineup, with Jacy Jayne defending the TNA Knockouts Title against Masha Slamovich as our top attraction. The System faces the trio of Trick Williams, AJ Francis (hopefully his testicles have recovered) and KC Navarro, The Rascalz meet the Nemeths, Leon Slater defends the X-Division Title in a Triple Threat against Cedric the Alexander and Jason Hotch, and Dani Luna teaming with Indi Hartwell to face Joey Threat and Arianna Grace. We’re also getting an EXCLUSIVE interview from Sami Callihan, as well as an appearance from Mike Santana.

… What’s that? AEW Collision is on Thursday?! COME ON! Ring of Honor is on tonight, probably starting earlier than normal, but who the hell knows. Bandido defends the ROH Championship against Adam Priest (BOO!), Blake Christian battles Jimmy Jacobs (WHA?!), Hologram and Ishii face the MxM Collection, Xelhua faces Virus, and Jon Cruz goes one-on-one with Gringo Loco. WOW. WHAT A LINEUP. Maybe I should check out Collision, since last week’s episode was mostly ROH talent featured.

Check out Alex’s (Almost) 5 Star Match Reviews featuring Masahiro Chono vs Hiroshi Hase, Tomas looks at the times SummerSlam’s Main Events were the wrong choice, and Kat brings us Episode 3 of WWE Unreal.

Tony Khan Addresses the Chances of AEW Dark Making a Return
It’s currently behind a paywall known as Honor Club, with new episode of ROH TV available every Thursday night (usually at 7 pm, Time Subject to Change).

Triple H to Appear at the White House
Paul “Triple H” Levesque is expected to be among other sports figures for the signing of an executive order by President Shitstain. Something about the Presidential Fitness Test. A test I’m sure the walking cheeto could pass without trouble.

YouTube Spotlight: Hulk Hogan Footage From the Vault
Celebrate the career of Hulk Hogan with this rare footage of the legendary WWE Hall of Famer, from The Hulkster’s humble beginnings in wrestling to his zenith as a pop-culture icon.

It’s the last day of the month, which means I’ll disappear into the void for inventory counts, so enjoy yourselves, keep it clean, and come out dooming! – GH