Evening Daily News Update

Good Evening, Doomers! It’s Wednesday and you know that means we have a special edition of AEW Dynamite with Grand Slam Mexico. Tonight’s loaded lineup features The Death Riders and Young Bucks vs Swerve, Bruv Ospreay and the Opps, Zeuxis defending the CMLL Women’s Title against Mercedes Mone (NO JOB!), MJF vs. Mistico, Mark Briscoe vs. Kazuchika Okada in a Cherry Pie Filling on a Pole Match, a Four-Way featuring Ricochet, Lio Rush, Mascara Dorada and Hologram, and a gigantic 12-Man Tag featuring… Callus’ Family? Ew. I’m not advertising that one. It does have ATLANTIS JR, THE WORLD’S GREATEST LUCHADORE, so that makes up for it.

Niz gives us all the details from last night’s episode of NXT, Jabroniville has more DREAM MATCHES for us (Rollerball Rocco vs. Dynamite Kid! Demolition vs. Young Stallions!) and Maffew brings us LIVE FEED MANIA with the February 6th, 2001 Smackdown taping.

Hulk Hogan Health Update
News of Hogan’s declining health, broken by reliable source Bubba the Love Sponge, has been debunked by reliable source Eric Bischoff.

Vince McMahon Wants Back in the Promoting Business
It’s only a matter of time until Vince buys Real American Freestyle Wrestling and rebrands it Real American Entertainment and makes Brock Lesnar his forever Champion.

YouTube Spotlight: Roman’s Post-Shield Story (2014-15)
Watch Roman Reigns break out on his own after Seth Rollins destroyed The Shield in June 2014. Watch Reigns battles the likes of John Cena, The Authority and more WWE Superstars.

The Florida Panthers are a dynasty, the New York Yankees can’t score, and the NBA Finals won’t end. Is it Friday yet? I want my Switch 2 so I can join all the other pushing-40 cool kids who still wear their caps backwards. As always, keep it clean and come out dooming. Drink some water or something too. – GH (Obi Toppin’s #1 Fan For At Least 2 More Days)