Cena on The Simpsons
By Scott Keith on 27 September 2024
Not sure if John Cena…or Dave Meltzer.
Hold on, let’s check with ChatGPT.
**Skinner:** “So, what do you think of my steamed hams?”
**Meltzer:** “Well, I’d rate this a solid three and a half stars. The presentation is decent, but I’m not convinced about the quality of the meat. Any chance it’s from a reputable source?”
**Skinner:** “Uh, it's all sourced locally—er, from the Krusty Burger.”
**Meltzer:** “Krusty Burger? That’s a big red flag. But I do appreciate the effort. The whole 'local' angle gives it some charm.”
**Skinner:** “Exactly! Charm! And it pairs well with the setting—very atmospheric!”
**Meltzer:** “True, but it lacks the emotional storytelling that really elevates a meal. This could have been a classic.”
**Skinner:** “Next time, I’ll make sure to give it more backstory!”
**Meltzer:** “Please do! And maybe consider a better main event.”