Let’s Play Chucky T
By Scott Keith on 11 June 2024
Scott,
Sonic here. Mears and I got high simultaneously the other night and decided to play Chuck Taylor over Messenger. Here’s a selection of our best names.
By sharing these, we fully expect to get completely roasted by the blog. We intend to keep our day jobs. We also expect this to be much better than a Jesse Baker email.
Maybe, just maybe, someone will find these funny, and admit to it.
Thanks.
Mike “The Quarterback” Lineman
Harvey Ballslanger
Bruvver Love
Marty McFart
“Daddy’s Boy” Bobby Orphan
“The Wednesday Assassin” Rick Tuesday
Stanley C-U-P
“Repleat with Peat” Pete Repeat
Luka Dongkick
Fallen “Christopher Daniels” Angel
“Director Deposit” Dave Paycheck
Liquid Ice Iverson
Mayor McCheezits
“Big Kid” Nick Kidd
“Pastry Killer” Chris Beignet
Alan Fissure
Kazuchika O. Godwinn
Stan Stan the Wrestling Man
“Who Was That” Adam Cage
Jesse “Sally” Raphael
Trivia Tom
Rock Hard Hudson
Roderick “Rick” Broderick
Commando Joe
Vincent K. Meltzer
“The Man Wirh No Arms, Legs, or Head” Lee Torso
Moist Malone
“West Coast” Kelly Fornia
El Hijo de Luke Perry