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Bears Beets Battlestar Galactica

By Scott Keith on 20 October 2022


So I was reading your blog as usual and I saw another reader post something about a guy wrestling bears. And it dawned on me, TK needs to learn from WCW and realize that bears mean ratings gold! Just imagine Bear Country coming down to the ring with live bears ala WCW legend Big Josh. Or John Moxley taking on Gentle Ben. Guaranteed a million viewers hands down because bears > scissoring.

Back in the 60s and 70s DC Comics used to put gorillas on covers all the time because it was always guaranteed sales. Perhaps Tony should look into that. Let me ask you, has there ever been a bad gorilla suit angle in wrestling, ever? NOPE.

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