Okay, enough with the formalities. No time for Stephen and the Roots. Won’t even give the pre-thread instructions.
Tonight, you see, MISTER McMahon — not Vince, MISTER — is addressing allegations of sexual misconduct.
Now, let’s be clear, just because behavior of certain Presidents through the years has numbed us to it — having an affair with a subordinate is very much covered under sexual harassment. Just about every workplace I know of has rules in place that require people to leave or be re-assigned if a romance does start up. Vince, were he a normal human being, would be in a bit of trouble.
However, Vince not only doesn’t think he’s in trouble, he has decided (by all accounts, through a vote of 1-0) to use his Lex Luthor Wannabe character to TALK ABOUT THIS.
This… cannot end well.
Enjoy the show, everyone, and enjoy the weekend.