TONIGHT! SmackDown continues the road to Survivor Series! Your King, Xavier Woods takes it to Roman Reigns, and if it’s champion vs. champion, then look who is waiting to see what happens!
ALSO TONIGHT! Rampage! Can a Boy catch a Fish? What happens when you surround an Orange with a Leech?
ALSO ALSO TONIGHT! I’m watching sports! Coach K’s final home opener as my alma mater Duke faces Army, and USA and Mexico in a World Cup Qualifier!
TOMORROW! IT WILL BE A HAPPENING LIVE ON PAY PER VIEW! FULL GEAR! Hangman’s ultimate moment of truth against Kenny Omega! The Inner Circle defends wrestling against MMA! Tay Conti steps up to the Doctor! Eddie Kingston looks to right the wrongs against CM Punk! Danielson and Miro for the next in line! CALL YOUR CABLE OR SATELLITE PROVIDER!!
SUNDAY! …screw it, we’re watching football and sleeping in.
But first, here it is — your Music of Zen:
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ENJOY THE WEEKEND!