OH BABY WE GOT A WEEKEND FOR YA NOW!
TONIGHT! SmackDown is live and ready to provide the final stop on the road to SummerSlam! Your feature bout is Jey Uso (the sober one) against Rey Mysterio! Plus, Edge and Seth Rollins cross paths, as do Roman Reigns and John Cena!
ALSO TONIGHT! Impact runs Emergence on their Impact Plus app! It’s a triple threat for the tag titles! Christian Cage faces Brian Myers for the big gold! Josh Alexander tackles Jake Something in the X Division! Two mixed tag matches! A four-way scramble for the next title shot with Moose, Sabin, Edwards, and Callihan!
ALSO ALSO TONIGHT! GCW is in Vegas and Off The Rails on FITE! Matt Cardona puts the title on the line! Nick Gage and Rickey Shane Page lead trios in violence! AJ Gray grapples with Allie Katch! Ricky Morton faces EFFY! 2 Cold Scorpio in the house!
ALSO ALSO ALSO TONIGHT! You didn’t think I’d forget Rampage: the First Dance, did you? Jon Moxley takes on Daniel Garcia! Jade Cargill and Kiera Hogan! Jurassic Express in tournament action against Private Party! And I hear someone important is in the building, wonder who?
ALSO ALSO ALSO ALSO TONIGHT! Seriously! Ring of Honor runs Glory By Honor Night 1 in Philadelphia! Bandido defends against Flip Gordon! Jonathan Gresham and Rhett Titus go pure! The Briscos face The Righteous! LFI vs Violence Unlimited!
SATURDAY! Ring of Honor’s at it again with Night Two of Glory By Honor! Champion Bandido teams with Rey Horus against Dragon Lee and Rush! Violence Unlimited vs The Foundation! Six-man titles on the line as Shane Taylor Promotions face Incoherence! Matt Taven faces Vincent in a #1 contenders match… IN A STEEL CAGE!
ALSO SATURDAY! SummerSlam is here! Roman Reigns and John Cena! Goldberg and Lashley! Drew McIntyre and Jinder Mahal! Bianca Belair and Sasha Banks! Seth Rollins and Edge! Usos and Mysterios! Nikki, Charlotte, and Rhea! It’s a stadium show in the desert!
ALSO ALSO SATURDAY! Warrior Wrestling has the Stadium Series on FITE! Kylie Rae faces Thunder Rosa for the women’s title! Jay White and Sam Adonis square off! Trey Miguel against Jake Something for the men’s title! Evil Uno and Jason Hotch! TJ Perkins, Brian Cage, Alan Angels, Chandler Hopkins, Dante Martin, and KC Navarro in a scramble!
SUNDAY! NXT steps in with TakeOver 36! Karrion Kross and Samoa Joe look to kill each other! WALTER and Ilja Dragunov face off once again! Kyle O’Reilly and Adam Cole will FIGHT FOREVER!
ALSO SUNDAY! Beyond Wrestling presents their signature show Americanrana on IWTV! Kimber Lee and Jordynne Grace face Leyla Hirsch and Masha Slamovich! Matt Cardona faces Teddy Goodz! Tony Deppen and Rhett Titus renew the VU/Foundation rivalry! And Chris Dickinson is crazy — he’s face Wheeler Yuta, Logan Easton LaRoux, Richard Holliday, and Alexander James by himself!
All of this in the next 50 or so hours! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
I need a Moment of Zen, who’s with me?
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ENJOY THE WRESTLING WEEKEND!