TONIGHT! The fans are back in Houston! Edge, Rey, and Dominik face Reigns, Jimmy, and Jey! Bianca Belair takes on Carmella! But mostly, THE FANS ARE BACK!
TOMORROW! Slammiversary and yes, THERE WILL BE FANS! Kenny Omega defends against Sami Callihan, and Callihan made it no-DQ to invite interference! Fire and Flava face Decay! Ultimate X!! A four way for the men’s tag titles! Multiple surprise wrestlers!
SUNDAY! It’s MONEY IN THE BANK! Lashley and Kofi! Roman and Edge! Climbing a ladder and getting a short circuit to gold! AND THERE WILL BE FANS!!!!
Look, wrestling’s just better with fans, okay?
But now, here it is: your Moment of Zen.
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