You should change the name of this site to “Blog of Mark”, because that's what you are.
I bet you sit there with your AEW hat on, holding your AEW flag, rooting on your heroes who are 20 years younger than you.
YOU ARE A FANBOI!!!
YOU ARE!!!
YOU REALLY ARE!!!
WHAT KIND OF DETERGENT DO YOU USE WHEN YOU WASH TINY'S DIRTY DRAWERS??
HUH???
TELL ME SO I WILL NEVER BUY THAT BRAND AGAIN!!!!
WHAT FLAVOR CHAPSTICK DO YOU USE SO YOU DONT KISS TINY'S BUTTOCKS RAW??
WHAT FLAVOR???
TELL US WHAT FLAVOR!!!!!
I BET YOU, MELTZER AND ALVAREZ WASH TINY'S CAR WHILE WEARING BIKINI'S, AND PLAYFULLY HOSING EACH OTHER DOWN AND SPLASHING EACH OTHER WITH SOAPY WATER WITH KENNY OLIVIER'S MUSIC BLASTING!!!
YOU DO!!!!
I BET YOU DO!!!!
THEN YOU ALL HEAD DOWN TO THE LOCAL DOG SHELTER TO DISCUSS WHAT IDEAS TINY SHOULD REHASH NEXT!!!
#TONYREHASH!!!!
HASHTAG TONY REHASH!!!!
I SEE RIGHT THROUGH YOU LIKE A NAPKIN SOAKED IN CHICKEN TENDIE GREASE.
THROUGH!!!!
RIGHT THROUGH!!!!
