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By Scott Keith on 7 March 2021


From the Wrestling Observer Website

“Christian Cage signed a contract.”

… fart

But I’m sure the AEW zombies will see this as the turning point that gets them over 1 million viewers per week.

Oh, unless he signed with WWE. Then it would be the pathetic exploitation of a former star.

Just so we’re clear.

He was already in the Royal Rumble. He looked good.

Who are you even ARGUING with?

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