Scott,
Which of these gimmicks would’ve had the longest shelf life?
Mr. Perfect falling under the guidance of Master Fuji, donning face paint and being known as “Master Perfect”.
The Undertaker and IRS forming a tag team called “Death and Taxes”.
Sting and the Big Boss Man forming a tag team called “The Police”.
Greg Valentine and Nikita Koloff as Hammer and Sickle.