ProductPlacementMania 36
By Scott Keith on 18 March 2020
To recoup ticket sale losses, do you think we're going to get product placement to the extreme?
They'll zoom in the commentators wearing Nike shoes.
Chips, chocolate bars and drinks on the commentators table with their labels clearly visible.
Various comments throughout the matches:
"Mmm, nothing like watching a John Cena match while eating Smarties"
"Undertaker is dressed in his classic Twizzlers Black licorice colored outfit"
"Becky Lynch, with that fiery orange Doritos colored hair"
"The Universal Champion Gold Bond, oops, did I say Gold Bond, as in Gold Bond Medicated Powder? Silly me, I meant Goldberg"
Sadly that would be the least jarring thing about the shitshow that is going to be Wrestlemania 36 (People Or Less In The Building).