Gulak Mania, Cody’s Throat Tattoo and Fire Ant Cassidy’s Mocking Blows
By Scott Keith on 2 March 2020
1. If Cody really wanted to change up his look, why didn't he just regrow his mustache or grow a beard? The neck tattoo seems way too extreme and might hurt him as far as making him look super stupid.
2. Why so much hate for Drew Gulak getting a Wrestlemania match with Bryan? He's a great wrestler, has a cool gimmick with the powerpoints and his Father I'd Like To Fuck Republican-lite politician gimmick, and God knows him and Bryan having a containment feud would help both men (Gulak gets the rub of feuding with Bryan, Bryan gets a rival who will not bury him AND a containment feud that will actually be fun and has TONS of potential, especially if they let Drew riff on Bryan's humorless vegan/environmentalism). And there is potential down the road to turn Drew face and have him and Bryan feud with Sami Zayn as far as them uniting to shut Sami's smug shit talking mouth, once Sami's well enough to job and put Drew over.
3. Why don't you acknowledge Orange Cassidy's play kicks as passive-aggressive trolling, like a shit talking mocking gesture? I've always seen the kicks as passive-aggressive mocking of his opponents and quite frankly, had they presented them as such, most of Orange's critics wouldn't have any problem with the whole gimmick given that most of the time, the play kicks get Orange clobbered (see the Tommy Dreamer sequence; which had Orange mocking Dreamer by kicking him and goading him to strike him and Dreamer going to town on Orange as a result).
Oh man, even Jesse Baker is taking potshots at Cody's tattoo now. Things are getting bad for the poor guy.