Okay folks, since my macbook pro hates all things video recently, the Ottie Awards will have to be done in the form of a write-up with some interesting visual stuff, etc. Until then, UNLIKE EVERY OTHER AWARDS SHOW EVER, I am going to let you into the voting, and see what the responses were. If you want to be surprised by the winners, do not read on.
| Timestamp | Who is the hardest working man in BOD Business? | What’s your favorite BOD feature? | Who’s your favorite Blog of Doom Gimmick? | What’s your least favorite Blog of Doom Gimmick? | What’s the Blog of Doom’s MOTY? (Moment of the year) | Who would you induct into the Ottie Award Hall of Fame? |
| 3/24/2014 14:46:04 | Stranger in The Alps | Live Event Threads | Laughing Sting | Pretentious commercial break questions on the live threads. | WWF1987 telling Caliber to “Go Away”. And he does. | Jobber123 – because anyone who jacks up his post count with conversations with himself deserves some props. |
| 3/24/2014 14:58:15 | Charlie Reneke | Charlie Reneke’s old posts | Diva Gifs during live threads. | Caliber Winfield | Caliber’s meltdown | Charlie Reneke |
| 3/24/2014 15:06:51 | Brian Bayless | Live Event Threads | Holy fuck this is a terrible list. | I’m probably the only person actually responding? | The Caliber Massacre | cult |
| 3/24/2014 15:10:16 | Brian Bayless | Scott Sez | Diva Gifs during live threads. | CAP LOCKS MAN | Caliber Emails… | YJ2310, duh |
| 3/24/2014 15:11:45 | Zanatude | Zanatude’s posts | Zanatude | Zanatude | Zanatude returns | Zanatude |
| 3/24/2014 19:03:39 | Scott Keith | NXT Rants | Diva Gifs during live threads. | Blog Otters | getting the logo replaced | chris beniot |
| 3/24/2014 19:16:31 | Scott Keith | NXT Rants | Blog Otters | Blog Otters | Scott | |
| 3/24/2014 19:39:03 | Scott Keith | Cuch’s Book Reviews | Doctor’ Farva | Blog Otters | Fuck you? | Caliber |
| 3/24/2014 19:50:34 | Andy PG | Live Event Threads | CAPS LOCK MAN | Blog Otters | All the Caliber stuff. | The top posters are too obvious… I’m going to go with TopTen. |
| 3/24/2014 19:52:56 | Scott Keith | The “PG” Era Rant | Diva Gifs during live threads. | JESSE BAKER! | Caliber’s Meltdown and the thread the followed. | Elvy! |
| 3/24/2014 20:14:44 | Brian Bayless | Scott Sez | The Vanilla Writer Connection | Anti-smarks | Caliber being skewered over multiple threads | The incest question. |
| 3/24/2014 20:42:23 | Brian Bayless | Daily Updates | Blog Otters | Everything that’s not Blog Otters | The moment Blog Otters went from weirdly annoying to weirdly cool. | That one guy’s pet rock. |
| 3/25/2014 2:54:58 | Brian Bayless | Live Event Threads | Diva Gifs during live threads. | Blog Otters | Porn-Peddling Jef Vinson | |
| 3/25/2014 16:27:39 | Brian Bayless | Scott Sez | Diva Gifs during live threads. | Blog Otters | Money on the table | Laughing Sting |
| 3/25/2014 17:18:34 | Brian Bayless | Bayless’ Shoot Reviews | The Table | Blog Otters | Caliber’s Colossal Meltdown | BeardMoney |
| 3/26/2014 1:14:46 | Scott Keith | Live Event Threads | fuck gimmicks | Blog Otters | Caliber Thread | not Meekin that’s for sure |
| 3/30/2014 15:41:46 | Caliber | Scott Sez | Doctor’ Farva | Blog Otters | Caliber Meltdown | No one |
| 3/30/2014 16:01:42 | Brian Bayless | Scott Sez | JeffHardysInnerDiaglogue | Blog Otters | Caliber meltdown | cultstatus |
| 3/30/2014 16:06:02 | Scott Keith | Live Event Threads | PrimeTimeTen’s “Monsoon/Heenan” commentary | Blog Otters | Caliber’s e-mails exposed! | cabspaintedyellow |
| 3/30/2014 16:20:06 | Brian Bayless | Scott Sez | Diva Gifs during live threads. | Blog Otters | This isn’t a thing right? | |
| 3/30/2014 16:33:22 | Scott Keith | Scott Sez | Doctor’ Farva | Blog Otters | Caliber bugging me in e-mail until I destroyed his life in retaliation. | Me! |
| 3/30/2014 18:52:36 | CALIBER WINFIELD | CALIBER WINFIELD | CALIBER WINFIELD | CALIBER WINFIELD | CALIBER WINFIELD | CALIBER WINFIELD |
| 3/30/2014 18:55:56 | CALIBER WINFIELD | CALIBER WINFIELD | CALIBER WINFIELD | PAUL MEEKIN SMELLS | CALIBER WINFIELD | CALIBER WINFIELD |
| 3/30/2014 18:56:59 | CALIBER WINFIELD | CALIBER WINFIELD | CALIBER WINFIELD | MEEKIN LIKES BANANAS | CALIBER WINFIELD | CALIBER WINFIELD |
| 3/30/2014 18:58:05 | CALIBER WINFIELD | CALIBER WINFIELD | CALIBER WINFIELD | MEEKIN DRESSES LOOKS LIKE JERRY LEWIS | CALIBER WINFIELD | CALIBER WINFIELD |
| 3/30/2014 19:02:26 | CALIBER WINFIELD | CALIBER WINFIELD | CALIBER WINFIELD | MEEKIN ARE YOU READING THIS? I THINK YOU’RE AN OKAY GUY BUT YOU REALLY NEED TO STOP THE BLOG OTTER THING. IT’S NOT COOL. CALIBER WINFIELD IS COOL. BLOG OTTERS IS NOT COOL. ARE WE COOL? NOT LIKE IN THE WEATHER KIND OF WAY WHERE IT’S NOT COLD BUT STILL NOT HOT ENOUGH TO QUALIFY AS WARM, OR IN THE CALIBER WINFIELD KIND OF WAY WHERE EVERYTHING IS A SUPER MASSIVE RAGING BONER, BUT IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE VERB KIND OF WAY WHERE ALL THE HIP YOUNGTERS WITH TIGHT JEANS SAY IT AS A WAY OF EXPRESSING COMFORT WITH SOMETHING. COOL? | CALIBER WINFIELD | CALIBER WINFIELD |
| 3/30/2014 19:03:07 | CALIBER WINFIELD | CALIBER WINFIELD | CALIBER WINFIELD | MEEKIN SERIOUSLY ARE WE COOL? | CALIBER WINFIELD | CALIBER WINFIELD |
| 3/30/2014 19:03:56 | CALIBER WINFIELD | CALIBER WINFIELD | CALIBER WINFIELD | NOT COOL MEEKIN. U TOTES SUCK LOL | CALIBER WINFIELD | CALIBER WINFIELD |
| 3/30/2014 19:04:32 | CALIBER WINFIELD | CALIBER WINFIELD | CALIBER WINFIELD | CALIBER > MEEKIN | CALIBER WINFIELD | CALIBER WINFIELD |
| 3/30/2014 19:05:44 | CALIBER WINFIELD | CALIBER WINFIELD | CALIBER WINFIELD | MEEKIN WANGED CHUNG LAST NIGHT | CALIBER WINFIELD | CALIBER WINFIELD |
| 3/30/2014 19:06:25 | CALIBER WINFIELD | CALIBER WINFIELD | CALIBER WINFIELD | MEEKIN NEVER GIVE UP ON YOUR DREAMS | CALIBER WINFIELD | CALIBER WINFIELD |
| 3/30/2014 19:06:59 | CALIBER WINFIELD | CALIBER WINFIELD | CALIBER WINFIELD | YOUR DREAMS ARE IMPORTANT MEEKIN | CALIBER WINFIELD | CALIBER WINFIELD |
| 3/30/2014 19:08:04 | CALIBER WINFIELD | CALIBER WINFIELD | CALIBER WINFIELD | MEEKIN YOUR DREAMS ARE IMPORTANT BECAUSE CALIBER NEEDS SOMETHING TO LAUGH AT WHEN HE FLEXES TO HIMSELF AT NIGHT | CALIBER WINFIELD | CALIBER WINFIELD |
| 3/30/2014 19:09:03 | CALIBER WINFIELD | CALIBER WINFIELD | CALIBER WINFIELD | CALIBER WINFIELD DOESN’T DO PUSHUPS, MEEKIN; HE PUSHES THE EARTH DOWN | CALIBER WINFIELD | CALIBER WINFIELD |
| 3/30/2014 19:09:46 | CALIBER WINFIELD | CALIBER WINFIELD | CALIBER WINFIELD | BUT SERIOUSLY MEEKIN, CALIBER IS BETTER THAN YOU | CALIBER WINFIELD | CALIBER WINFIELD |
| 3/30/2014 19:10:58 | Brian Bayless | The Question of the Day | CAPS LOCK MAN | Parralax1978, he doesn’t bang wives. | Caliber meltdown / emails to Scott | Jobber |
| 3/30/2014 19:10:57 | CALIBER WINFIELD | CALIBER WINFIELD | CALIBER WINFIELD | DOES THAT STING, MEEKIN? DOES THE TRUTH HURT? BECAUSE NOTHING HURTS CALIBER. HE’S MADE OF ADAMANTIUM AND CHUTZPAH. AND PROBABLY FRIED CHICKEN. | CALIBER WINFIELD | CALIBER WINFIELD |
| 3/30/2014 19:11:54 | CALIBER WINFIELD | CALIBER WINFIELD | CALIBER WINFIELD | MMMMMMMMMMMM FRIED CHICKEN… | CALIBER WINFIELD | CALIBER WINFIELD |
| 3/30/2014 19:14:10 | CALIBER WINFIELD | CALIBER WINFIELD | CALIBER WINFIELD | ANYWAY, MEEKIN, I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT WE’RE COOL. I MEAN, YOU’RE NOT. CALIBER DEFINITELY IS. I MAY OR MAY NOT BE. BUT YOU’RE DEFINITELY NOT COOL. BUT WE ARE. SO JUST GIVE CALIBER ALL THE AWARDS BECAUSE IT MEANS A LOT TO HIM AND HE NEEDS AN EGO BOOST RIGHT NOW. IT’S ONLY THE SIZE OF THE GRAND CANYON. WE SHOULD HELP HIM ACHIEVE PACIFIC OCEAN SCALE SIZE OF EGO. | CALIBER WINFIELD | CALIBER WINFIELD |
| 3/30/2014 19:32:43 | Stranger in The Alps | ECW Reviews | Laughing Sting | Daniel Bryan love threads | WWF 19:87 says “Go Away” | Jobber123 |
| 3/30/2014 19:55:50 | Brian Bayless | Live Event Threads | NPP Trolls | Blog Otters | Caliber emails to Scott. | Jef Vinson. |
| 3/30/2014 20:01:33 | Anyone who doesn’t do QOTD | The one where Meekin isn’t there | The Outright Hatred For Blog Otters | Meekin | Meekin’s Eventual Tearful Breakdown | Caliber Winfield |
| 3/30/2014 20:08:21 | Brian Bayless | Scott Sez | Doctor’ Farva | Blog Otters | Caliber winfield | |
| 3/30/2014 20:22:07 | Brian Bayless | shoot posts | Diva Gifs during live threads. | Blog Otters | Murphy’s fight w/ that indy wrestler | Caliber |
| 3/30/2014 20:28:16 | Mar Solo | The Question of the Day | Diva Gifs during live threads. | NPP Trolls | Caliber’s meltdown. | Scott Keith |
| 3/30/2014 20:32:33 | Brian Bayless | Scott Sez | Diva Gifs during live threads. | Blog Otters | Scotsman | |
| 3/30/2014 20:34:59 | Brian Bayless | Live Event Threads | NPP Trolls | Blog Otters | Caliber emailing Scott. | Jef Vinson |
| 3/30/2014 20:36:23 | Brian Bayless | Scott Sez | Doctor’ Farva | Blog Otters | Chris Benoit | |
| 3/30/2014 22:05:52 | Brian Bayless | BoD Daily Update | Nebb28’s Pet Rock | Blog Otters | Caliber meltdown | Gideon Stargrave |
| 3/30/2014 22:24:47 | Brian Bayless | Scott Sez | WILL YOU STOP??? | Blog Otters | Elvy | |
| 3/30/2014 22:33:22 | Stranger in The Alps | Live Event Threads | Diva Gifs during live threads. | Blog Otters | Caliber’s Meltdown | Farva |
| 3/30/2014 22:41:20 | Brian Bayless | NXT Rants | Diva Gifs during live threads. | Satan | Caliber snaps. | Bryan Bayless |
| 3/31/2014 8:25:25 | Brian Bayless | Scott Sez | CAPS LOCK MAN | Whatever Jobber123’s gimmick is. | Scott leaving money on the table by allowing Caliber to walk away. | Jessie Baker |
| 3/31/2014 17:51:48 | Brian Bayless | The “PG” Era Rant | NPP Trolls | “liking” wrestling | ns | |
| 3/31/2014 16:01:03 | Brian Bayless | The “PG” Era Rant | Diva Gifs during live threads. | Blog Otters | Bayless | |
| 3/31/2014 17:02:59 | Andy PG | Scott Sez | N/A | Blog Otters | Macho Man Randy Savage, Angelo Poffo. Fuck Lanny. |